School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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It's not quite school, but...
Last year my orchestra went on tour to Sweden, Finland and Russia. Cue much debauchery - this is an orchestra, after all, and in Russia where the drinking laws are somewhat less stringent. Much vodka smuggled into rooms. One bloke must have been drunk constantly the entire time we were there.
The chaperones imposed a rule that a boy and a girl couldn't be in a room together with the door closed, allegedly to stop carnal activity. Little did the chaperones know that their plan backfired - they happened upon plenty of public snogging (and more), and the odd orgy with the door closed.
Teenagers are just exciting that way.
( , Sat 9 Dec 2006, 5:05, Reply)
Last year my orchestra went on tour to Sweden, Finland and Russia. Cue much debauchery - this is an orchestra, after all, and in Russia where the drinking laws are somewhat less stringent. Much vodka smuggled into rooms. One bloke must have been drunk constantly the entire time we were there.
The chaperones imposed a rule that a boy and a girl couldn't be in a room together with the door closed, allegedly to stop carnal activity. Little did the chaperones know that their plan backfired - they happened upon plenty of public snogging (and more), and the odd orgy with the door closed.
Teenagers are just exciting that way.
( , Sat 9 Dec 2006, 5:05, Reply)
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