French "Encounters"
Our week long trip to France turned into an utter shambles as soon as we became aware of the availability of cheap fireworks/BB guns/lighters. The highlight of the trip had to be the visit to Paris during which the coach was waylaid by a hairy frenchman carrying a bottle of wine and clearly drunk. We also got very close to selling my friend to the crazy people who mill around the base of the Eiffel Tower selling shizzle but were prevented by a teacher :(. Also the class chav with an unusually prominent forehead nearly caused an incident by throwing aforementioned fireworks off the Eiffel Tower. Dunno what would've happened if he'd done that nowdays. There was also a disco back at the hotel-place we stayed during which I was propositioned by a girl from Hull (ACTUALLY from Hull :o ). And the one of the girls in the room above us became known as 'Toothless Jim'. Still not sure why.
Oh and this nutter (who has since been asked to leave the school due to his craziness)took pictures of some of the girls whilst they were asleep (he also stalked them on a seperate occasion) and tried to kill himself on the last night by jumping off a balcony.
By the final morning one of the teachers had been reduced to tears and ended up making a speech to everyone in which she emplored us to mend our ways. All in all a good trip.

The length ain't great but by gum the girth will leave you flapping in the wind.
(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 19:36, Reply)