Swords!
I remember on a school trip in the fourth year of junior school..The trip was to the Isle of Wight, for a week, it was pretty good, nice weather and all that.
Seeing as this was well over 20 years ago now details are sketchy, but I remember our geography teacher was there, and was knocking off with one of the helpers. Obviously her husband suspected something as he turned up one night and they had a massive fight in the hotel corridor outside our rooom. Next morning she had a black eye and the helper was limping somewhat. Her husband was nowhere around so I can only guess he went home to pack his bags.

As for the swords title, well as part of the trip we went to carisbrooke(?) castle and I bought a replica sword for a fiver. After all my mates saw this they also proceeded to buy swords too, until the headmaster decided we weren't allowed swords, and made us all take them back for a refund.
bastard :(
(btw 1st post, long time lurker decided it was about time I registered :D)
(asmodean had too much christmas spirit on.., Sat 9 Dec 2006, 22:43, Reply)