School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Germanland!Our shool had a 3 day trip to germany, (one day there, a day in germany and a day back), and well ......i dont like it! Anyway, on the way we stopped at a services and my friend had a burger from a dodgey lookin wimpy. Needless to say from then on every time we stopped, he took a crap in every service sation from crewe to london!
Not only that, but being the lads we all were in school, you couldent sleep on the coach as people kept messing about. Putting hola hoops and bits of paper in your mouth or clicking the arm rest down if you were sleeping on it.
When getting to germany i had reeeally bad stomach cramps, and had to walk about 2 miles around bastard germany. And being forced to eat a chicken curry, plus being forced to order something in the german language overall made me not like germany. And to top it off, some spac shit his pants on the way back, and the smell made me throw up when we got back!
But i'll give it one thing, before they were on the euro you could get a huge can of pepsi for like 0.30 deutch mark things!
Danny
(, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 20:03, Reply)
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