School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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My family not being well off when I was youngerI didn't have any spending money for my Year Three trip to the local visiting farm. My lovely teacher, hearing about this when I didn't go into the shop at the end of the tour, gave me a shiny pound and told me to buy something nice.
I did. I bought a bag of mixed sweets. To which I subsequently added the contents of the bag on the side of one of the pens, thinking that it would be a funny jape to get my classmates to eat animal food.
The bag had contained laxatives.
Not knowing this, the bag was passed around what must have been the entire class.
Although I can't remember the trip home, I imagine it can't have been fun. I never admitted the act.
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Dave the Mighty, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18,
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