School Trips
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
( , Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Alton Towers
I mean, everyone has a story about it don't they?
Second from last year of junior school so I was about 8 or 9. This was the high point of my year as a come from a huge family with no money, you can imagine how excited I was.
Totally overcome with excitement when I got there and had to go to loo to be sick within minutes of arriving. Soon recovered after some Lucozade from Miss. Had wonderful time and thought that nothing could spoil it.
Till we got on the coach and the girl sitting next to me vommed for most of the journey back (into her sandwich box and various other bags etc).
Cue Baby Siouxfan with tear stained face against window, trapped with girl who would not tell Miss she was sick, who smelt of candy-floss, bubble gum and vomit.
Eventually climbed over seat to sit with the scary, naughty boys at the back. I think I am still there actually...!
( , Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, Reply)
I mean, everyone has a story about it don't they?
Second from last year of junior school so I was about 8 or 9. This was the high point of my year as a come from a huge family with no money, you can imagine how excited I was.
Totally overcome with excitement when I got there and had to go to loo to be sick within minutes of arriving. Soon recovered after some Lucozade from Miss. Had wonderful time and thought that nothing could spoil it.
Till we got on the coach and the girl sitting next to me vommed for most of the journey back (into her sandwich box and various other bags etc).
Cue Baby Siouxfan with tear stained face against window, trapped with girl who would not tell Miss she was sick, who smelt of candy-floss, bubble gum and vomit.
Eventually climbed over seat to sit with the scary, naughty boys at the back. I think I am still there actually...!
( , Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, Reply)
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