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Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!

Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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College trip...
Somehow all my school trips were sedate affairs, and we never really got into any trouble. About the height of excitement was a pidgeon with a broken wing at Chepstow Castle.

I digress...

By the time I'd reached 6th form college, I was a regular dope fiend. Total space cadet. So finding many good crops of mushrooms locally was a boon, and sod paying for weed. As all my money was spent on booze and transport to the nearest town with nightlife, I used to take a packed lunch. After eating, the lunchbox would be filled with mushrooms for later consumption in the comfort of my own home.

Eventually, I couldn't resist, and snaffled a good handful before afternoon lectures. They kicked in midway through french, and I ended up sat staring at the patterned carpet which had become a rolling sea. Out of nerves, I sat gripping my chair tightly in case it was going to capsize. Somehow I managed to get through the entire lesson, and even spoke pretty good french when spoken to. I was absolutely convinced I was going to be sussed out, but I wasn't.

That was my notable college trip. I stuck to only doing 'shrooms at home from then on.

It may be short, but you love it.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:04, Reply)

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