School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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Vous et barred!On a school trip to France we had been advised by those in the know to buy French bangers as they were far, far better than the UK version.
So we did. We bought every banger we could find....and, being impatient, tried one in the toilets of the hovercraft on the way home. Steel walls? French banger? Door Sealed? I THINK MY EARS ARE STILL RINGING!! We tried flushing one as well. Awesome!
We were evetually interrupted by a responsible adult and legged it back to our seats before our teachers arrived.
When we got back to Dover we were eagerly anticipating a banger-fest when our coach was taken out of the line and parked up on what we were told was 'French Soil'. Eh? Still don't understand that one.
French customs officials boarded the coach and we were all but strip searched. We frantically dumped everything we had and the floor of the coach and tried to look innocent.
We were then formally cautioned by the frogs before being told we were banned from France for life. Result!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:56, Reply)
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