The same trip, two years later...
1. ... I went to the Somme with my school in '00. In 2002 the trip ran again, and this time I'm reliably informed the staff got completely wasted in front of the kids on the trip (who nearly got kicked out of the hotel because the girls were walking around in their pyjamas so the French guys thought it was some sort of barely-legal extravaganza). The same chemistry teacher who set fire to herself some years previously (Teachers and Fire! QOTWs) was heard to point at a table and yell "THAT TABLE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR!".

2. On the ski trip in '03 to Montreal (posh school), one of the sluttier girls in my year was dating a guy in the year below her. While it was widely rumoured that this girl's mum was a prossie, while we were all on the trip she had become "friendly" with her daughter's boyfriend's dad.

Cue the girl finding out about this when her boyfriend's dad rings his son to tell him he's in Thailand with his girlfriend's mum... and then using his UK phone to call Thailand from Canada and scream at her mum in Thai for several minutes of ear-splitting agony.

They are no longer together as the parents became a couple and they sort of became brother and sister.
( Maladicta, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, Reply)