Summer 2007
I was bumming round Europe on a shoestring and arrived in Portugal with only coppers to my name. Needing to raise the wind somehow, I offered this nice couple I met to babysit for them that night.

They paid me in advance. Being young and foolish I headed for the nearest bar and got shitfaced on the money.

Next thing I knew it was nearly midnight. Oops! Oh well, I'm sure the kid was fine.
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Sat 4 Jun 2016, 18:54, 7 replies)

just as well it was only the one kid you were watching
and not the mccann's 3 kids
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 17:10, closed)

I think it's Star Wars.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:25, closed)

round Europe on
shoestring and arrived in Portugal with only
s to my name. Needing to raise the wind somehow, I offered this nice couple I met to babysit for them that night.

They paid me in advance. Being young and foolish I headed for the nearest bar
faced
the
one.

Next t
ing I knew it w
s
early midnight. Oops! Oh well, I'm sure the ki
wa
fine.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:39, closed)

meh, that was far much more effort than it was worth to figure out

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:30, closed)

So edgy, I fell off.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:05, closed)

haha, like madeline mccann
you madman
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:31, closed)