Inflated Self-ImportanceAmorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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Will Self.Aside from the volume of evidence from his numerous TV appearances, I remember one time hearing him going on at great length, about a consignment of plastic Formicidae that he was having shipped into the country.
Apparently the shipping container in which they were being transported suffered a knock, resulting in the compressed gas units built into each of these simulacra discharging and rendering the previously flaccid entities into fully-engorged, giant sized replicas of the real thing.
Inflated Self-import Ants? You tell me.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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Well someone had to....and I also seem to have clicked "I like this" to your response.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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Good work, though, while understandable, the "Formicidae" is rather cumbersome.But good marks for effort - I give this pun a seven.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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I shall strive to better myself.TBH it's very rare these days that I post in QOTW, but I'm struggling with some really monotonous writing work at the moment, so the slightest excuse for distraction is profoundly welcome.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:47,
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Will Self was a perfectly valid entry,so there was no need for the laboured pun. And so early in the week, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 20:43,
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