I was trying to
smuggle some rare ants into the country to sell to a wealthy entomologist...... etc. etc


.....ship beginning to sink, grabbed the electric pump to pump up the life rafts, etc. etc.


..... nasty fall, and believe it or not, totally accidentally, I landed on the pump at an awkward angle, etc. etc.


Inflated self import ants! LOLZ.

You can fill in the gaps, I can't be arsed.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:39, 7 replies)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/selfimportant/post1840266

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:42, closed)

^ this

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:46, closed)

^ What she said

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, closed)

^^^
and the OP (original pun) was bollocks too
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, closed)

^ this

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:55, closed)

I'm so self important
that I never read other people's answers
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:50, closed)

Glasscock on QOTW?
How rare!
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:31, closed)