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This is a question Inflated Self-Importance

Amorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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I was trying to
smuggle some rare ants into the country to sell to a wealthy entomologist...... etc. etc


.....ship beginning to sink, grabbed the electric pump to pump up the life rafts, etc. etc.


..... nasty fall, and believe it or not, totally accidentally, I landed on the pump at an awkward angle, etc. etc.


Inflated self import ants! LOLZ.

You can fill in the gaps, I can't be arsed.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:39, 7 replies)
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/selfimportant/post1840266

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:42, closed)
^ this

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:46, closed)
^ What she said

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:47, closed)
^^^
and the OP (original pun) was bollocks too
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, closed)
^ this

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:55, closed)
I'm so self important
that I never read other people's answers
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:50, closed)
Glasscock on QOTW?
How rare!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:31, closed)

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