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Amorous Badger asks: Tell us tales of people who have a high opinion of themselves. Jumped-up officials, the mad old bloke who runs the Neighbourhood Watch like it's a military operation, Colonel Blimps, pompous bastards and people stuck up their own arse.

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22)
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BACK OFF, man - I'm a scientist.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:36, 14 replies)
Basically, every scientist I know has convoluted an excuse to say this at some point

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 9:58, closed)
"Back off, I'm a shit graphic designer" doesn't have the same ring, really.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:31, closed)
Back off man, I'm the network administrator
meh
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 11:51, closed)
Back off, man, I'm a Solution Provision Engineer.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:03, closed)
Back off, man - I'm a mummy.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:06, closed)
Back off man, I'm a fat slob.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:18, closed)
Back off man,
front off woman.
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 12:29, closed)
I AM a scientist
therefore superior to all of you mere mortals.

However I will have to have this opinion peer-reviewed before it is accepted
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 15:32, closed)
me too
btw PubMed said you were a twat

;)
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:15, closed)
me 3..
and I need to improve my h-index :-(
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 16:40, closed)
I like science.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:37, closed)
yay for science
www.youtube.com/watch?v=quSRLETlKDg
(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:50, closed)
Prezackerly.

(, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 17:59, closed)
Leave those poor mice and guinea pigs alone you prick

(, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 1:56, closed)

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