I'm feeling some inflated self-importance now.
Remember how I went off in a huff a few months ago, saying that the QotW will probably die if the trolls keep going?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 5:28, 19 replies)

Buckle your seatbelt.
We're in for a heck of a ride.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 5:34, closed)

Battered went awol a bit as well.
So he's either your comedy account or your book was a bit hard for him to read.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 5:53, closed)

I haven't been anywhere
Apart from the naughty step a couple of times.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:53, closed)

It's mostly shit puns now.
Isn't that what you wanted?
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:15, closed)

Oooh, a nice little hand grenade there.
It's not even February yet, and so far in 2013, Australia has endured massive bushfires and floods, huge property damage and a few deaths.

But, upon reading this post, I feel a strange sense of foreboding...all these antipodean natural disasters will pale in comparison to the impending replies when our UK cousins awake in a few hours time and discover...apeloverage has returned!
( Ken Oath, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:30, closed)

Over here in the west our premier
has even threatened to block supply on the GST if any free advertising of apeloverage's book by Battered happens.

Srs bznss!

On a serious note.
I know you're mostly north of the wet, I hope you and yours are safe Ken. I've got a couple of friends in BrisVegas and Surfers. They got wet feet but that's about it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:17, closed)

All good here
Spent some time in Tassie over Xmas, helping my sister install a firefighting pump on her farm. She was evacuated twice, as the fires came a bit close. She lost two horses, didn't have time to move them, just happened so quickly. Spent the night in the ute, down the road. Returned to her house the first time to find 2 local scum looting her house in her absence. Put a shot into their tailgate as they sped away. Fucking pricks.

Came home to Brisbane, Hurricane passed through, a few trees down, power off for a while, but no real damage. Not half as bad as last time.
( Ken Oath, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:07, closed)

It'll probably be a resounding 'meh.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:05, closed)

Yay!
All is saved!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:52, closed)

Had you gone? I hadn't noticed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:56, closed)

Apers m'boy!
Glad to see you back!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:53, closed)

Another of the old guard returns!

( Wanderer, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:58, closed)

It's this kind of civility that ruining QOTW
Cup of tea anyone?
(McChinaman banned, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 5:33, closed)

I haven’t been as happy to see someone since the gas man found me on the kitchen floor, after I’d had a fall.

Four days sitting in an ever expanding puddle of my own waste. It was very funny. I thought I’d broken my hip but I was just sitting on a cheese grater.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:31, closed)

Sorry, who are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:43, closed)

No.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:56, closed)

And it's still here?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:05, closed)

I suspect this is his point.

( MatJ LOOK, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:08, closed)

What, that he was wrong?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:13, closed)