I was on this messageboard, right
and this fat chick got all stroppy because someone used the word 'raping' in a metaphorical sense
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:49, 48 replies)

Please. Shut up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:57, closed)

You first.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:02, closed)

Your insolence is metaphorically raping my faith in mankind

(King Nightmare, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:07, closed)

Good to see you're taking this well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:17, closed)

I was going to add something about being pie-inflated as well

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, closed)

Top work Trolling The Trolls here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:23, closed)

So you self-identify as a troll then
that's rhetorical, I know you do on facebook
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:30, closed)

Oh Christ, he's got the internet detectives out now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:45, closed)

The B3ta Clique pops up in my news feed occasionally
I like the way you started a new thread to talk about me in there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:50, closed)

Really? Who are you, I'll soon sort that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:01, closed)

Hahaha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:57, closed)

Dreadful interweb bullying here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:39, closed)

[redacted]

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:15, closed)

NO REAL NAMES ON THE BOARD! MODS!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:19, closed)

You asked me

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:21, closed)

slough
slough slough slough, slough slough slough. Slough slough slough slough slough slough!

"slough slough slough slough slough?"
"SLOUGH!!!"


Slough? Slough slough slough
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:34, closed)

Come, friendly bombs...

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:35, closed)

Way to not make yourself look like a bit of a prick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:35, closed)

You mean the white man's dreads, the exploitive amateur porn, the bizarre fetish for 80's toys and the whole..
....'attempt to debate feminist semantics whilst engaged in the make of said grot' didn't?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:38, closed)

Fun fact: there's a bird on his crap grot site that's a dead ringer for Woodside when he's all womaned up.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:49, closed)

Hot damn! Link me up, rudeboy!
*DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LINK ME UP, RUDEBOY
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:56, closed)

Jesus, imagine your disappoint when you took her home
and she got undressed and it wasn't woodside :(((
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:25, closed)

Ah, if only our site was "exploitive"
except we're extremely well-regarded amongst the modelling community for letting the models direct the shoots and never pressuring anyone into doing anything they don't want to do. In fact we've been recommended (by models) as a good place for aspiring models to go for a first shoot because we are so laid-back and easy-going. And off the back of our pictures they've advanced their own careers and got paid work.

So yeah, nice try but no biscuit.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:00, closed)

'Modelling community'.
Oh, LOL.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:02, closed)

'Here's Dusty modelling the 14 inch 1996 special edition Optimus Prime up her bum'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:03, closed)

'They're not kids toys, they're models, GOD MUM.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:04, closed)

Which bit are you having difficulty comprehending?
I'm sure there are websites that cater to the "nursing community" where you can swap notes on the best way to wipe a shitty arse and remonstrate about how you could have been a real doctor if you hadn't been quite so thick or lazy?

These days, if a photographer is a creepy perv then word gets around "the community" fast and pretty soon he'll find it difficult to get anyone to turn up to his shoots.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:13, closed)

Would you mind keeping your personal attacks on AB, well, personal?
Most nurses are anything but "thick and lazy".

Aside from that, do carry on - I do so enjoy watching this play out.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:23, closed)

Sure, I've nothing against nurses as a whole
The second-person pronoun in the above post was intended to apply just to Badger - in French, "tu" rather than "vous".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:52, closed)

Ooh, backpedalling, I've not seen any of that for a while.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:24, closed)

Fair play to the man, BD.
A little contrition goes a long way (and is sadly absent from the internet, most of the time).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:49, closed)

Proof please.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:03, closed)

We are still going
Plenty of models have returned for a second or third or fourth shoot, without pay
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:14, closed)

I say again, PROOF please.
You saying things online isn't proof.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:23, closed)

You seem to be under the impression that I like explaining things for your benefit
We have a website where we post all these pictures - you could either
a) look at it, or
b) kill yourself in a lingering and painful way

I couldn't care less which, really.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:31, closed)

It's always terribly important when illustrating how little you care about a topic
to post endless paragraphs of whining about it and then to start a number of new threads as each old one dries up.

Works every time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:00, closed)

But how does the fact that you have a website with pictures on it prove anything you claimed?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:00, closed)

Aw, I was really hoping you'd go for b) and I wouldn't have to read your posts any more

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:09, closed)

I'm so popular at work, that all the really hot posh lady junior doctors want to suck me off.
Some of them, after a third or fourth time offer me money.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:54, closed)

We should have you and Mrs Badger over for dinner sometime
You're not vegetarians are you? Because while I do amazing stuffing balls I think they miss something if they haven't been soaked in meat juice for a couple of hours...it's like they're a little too dry and I don't think butter makes up for it. Anyway, Mrs emvee does this lovely potato dish with rosemary and onion and it's literally to die for and we've got the guest bedroom where we shoot the porn for you to stay in so any time you're free just facebook me up, yeah?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:39, closed)

If someone can't get a TV series out of this,
then there's no justice in this world.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:44, closed)

I'd like to be played by that guy with the curly hair from off of Misfits

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:46, closed)

In that case,
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:53, closed)

I don't know whether to like this
(as it's kind of bang on the money for this week), or slag you off for brooding about it for two days.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:35, closed)

For "brooding" read "giving her a chance to reply"
otherwise, spot on
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:38, closed)

Pretty sure you now care about this too much.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:41, closed)

Posted this to both display indifference and TTT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:43, closed)

Smashing misogyny and childish petulance.
You sound exactly like the real emvee. Top fake account.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:58, closed)