I'm not entirely sure how it happened
But I once managed to run over my own finger while skateboarding.

It hurt quite a lot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:43, 7 replies)

Everybody on here is a proper fucking Benny.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:46, closed)

For the younger readers, Benny was the character played by Doctor Shambolic in the long-running
TV soap Crossroads. I say he played Benny but from all accounts his part was more autobiographical.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:42, closed)

alright, Brian Harvey?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:10, closed)

Shame it wasn't your neck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:39, closed)

Once again Battered, you make what you think is a witty 'joke' which is physically impossible to actually happen.
A little less time wanking over your taselled loafers and 4 hour long coke sessions with R*chel*wipe and perhaps cutting down on the two bottles of port a night and you might gain the ability to make witty and cutting remarks on a moribund 'comedy' website.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:22, closed)

Anyway, same thing happened to me. Except it wasn't a skateboard, it was a bath and an erection
and I am not sure how it happened but I pissed in my mouth.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:47, closed)

It happens to us all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:32, closed)