Scalpels are designed to cut flesh
So when you try to peel an orange with one, you really won't notice where the orange stops and the webbing between your thumb and forefinger starts. The wound will then pull apart and make a huge fucking mess, and a relatively disappointing scar:

( chthonic, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:25, 5 replies)

Mate of mine copped a dart through that webbing, once.
Pretty painless, he reckoned.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:40, closed)

Well, if we are going to do photos of minor flesh wounds then. . .
Just wait.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 6:58, closed)

Above the belt.
Please.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 7:55, closed)