Flaming Sambuca...
...if ignored and left alight, due to lengthy phone conversation with concerned mother (assuring her that no stupidity will occur whilst celebrating the end of exams), can lead to perfectly circular burn blisters on the palm of the hand.

(Yes, the bedroom hand.)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:32, 9 replies)

Clickage for "bedroom hand".

( .Yeti., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:36, closed)

Are you one of these prickwitted pansies who sets it alight in the glass and not your mouth?
You feeble little cunts revolt me. No offence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:31, closed)

Flaming glass is much harder than igniton in the mouth. The idea is to pour the hot viscous alcohol
into your mouth, lips touching the fiery glass and then keep it lit in the mouth. One slip and all manner of burns occur, unlike your totally safety conscious hetero man bullshit.

You weak little chaps disgust me.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:35, closed)

Beardless queer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:37, closed)

I think you will find that the bearded queers are outnumbering the heteros. As it is so deriguer at
the moment. Jeremy Paxman should not be told or maybe he is telling us all something.


(it is true, I cannot grow a beard even though I am hirsute everywhere else.)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:18, closed)

It'll be all those corrupted hormones that have made you a deviant half-man I shouldn't wonder.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:40, closed)

Heh...
...no the waitress lit it while I wasn't looking.
I used the palm of my hand to put out the flame; I might be stupid, but not stupid enough to pour fuel into my face while it's on fire.
I still possess a very faint ring shaped scar, the radius of the rim of a shot glass.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:49, closed)

Christ. It's worse than i thought.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:14, closed)

Is it not ever thus?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:35, closed)