Bath-related injury
A tub filled with water, not the West Country back water.

We recently had a new boiler installed, replacing our old, decrepit excuse for a water heater, which barely raised the ambient temperature of the mains by a few degrees. So one of the first things I was looking forward to was hot, long soak.

Bath full, bubbles overflowing I stepped right into the water. What I wasn’t expecting was the lava-like temperature of the water, having been previously used to a luke-warm puddle.

I screamed in agony, but as I did, I lost my footing and slipped straight into the water, like shit flying out of a leather gun. Scalding hot water enveloped my body, the sensation too much to comprehend.

But that’s where it got weird. The burning turned into an odd wave of pleasure, the pain turning into a twisted feeling of arousal. My flapping member began to harden, as I writhed around in the soapy fluid.

I flailed, open mouthed as the pleasure became too much and in the excitement I became so ecstatic that I lost bladder control.
I ended up pissing into my own mouth.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:12, 4 replies)

I call shenanigans:
women don't have members.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:26, closed)

This is
100 per cent internet truth.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:28, closed)

Are you sure?
The women in this educational video I was watching the other day had huge members.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:30, closed)

*cricket applause*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:43, closed)