far and away the most painful thing you'll read this week...
one drunken evening I got ready for bed and threw my clothes in a heap to be dealt with in the sober morning. when i woke up later on, I forgot they were there, and staggered out of bed to try and find some sort of liquid. and stood on my bra hook.

WORST. PAIN. EVER. I couldn't walk properly for weeks. how can something so small cause so much pain? how?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:07, 15 replies)

that's what she said oh wait
:(((((((((
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:14, closed)

I tore most of a nail off on a bra hook once
Not pleasant
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:31, closed)

yeah, they're really awkward to take off, aren't they?
Did you try just slipping the straps off and then just turning it round so the cups are on your back?

Much easier that way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:54, closed)

What cups?

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:42, closed)

Not so much melons as fried eggs, eh?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 2:42, closed)

Well if your bras didn't need to be made of reinforced steel it wouldn't be as bad, you lardy mess.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:10, closed)

ok, fine, it's unlikely you'll ever get near a bra again
but your son might be luckier. one day in the future, when you're sniffing away at his girlfriend's underwear like a blind lesbo in a fish factory... try stepping on her bra.

YOU'LL SEE. YOU'LL ALL SEE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:32, closed)

Hang on,
bras have hooks?
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:33, closed)

Training bras don't.
What's your level of experience with ladies undergarments?
( Muns, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:54, closed)

I just rip them off with my teeth
Rah!
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:41, closed)

What the fuck is the hook in your bra made of?
Lego?
( Muns, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:55, closed)

I did this.
Only it was a nail stuck in a floor board. And it scraped one of the critical tendons in my foot. And attached me temporarily to a floorboard. And needed a tetanus shot and crutches.

But yours sounds much much worse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:16, closed)