Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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He was braced and everything and then her phone rang.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:15,
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The boss, asking Bea if she can come in to do some overtime.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:18,
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MODS!!!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:34,
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could have at least linked it. shit mod.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Mar 2015, 19:52,
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I don't mind a bit of a laughbut I find that completely unnecessary and offensive. I mean, breaking into a pegging session to answer your mobile? That's just ill mannered.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 20:37, closed)
She's telephoning to request the presence of two well-built, crack cocaine-addicted African-American gentlemen, who'll 'go to work' on her unwilling partner with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 20:56,
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Had he been mean to Captain Placid's stepdaughter, too?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 21:49,
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Mum?(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 22:33, closed)
for fuck's sake, again? You need to learn a new trick, boyo. It stopped being funny after the first five times or so.(
Wanderer, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 16:31,
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