Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I was 18 and back from uni for Xmas. My mate and I hit town on Xmas eve and got trashed....
While walking home I saw little and large and decided to ask where they were going....mistake. Ended up going clubbing, more drinks,mthe a taxi. Large got dropped off leaving me and little (less large really). Back to hers but be quiet as her Dad was upstairs,,,,,weird as she was about 35 (and rough).
Bad sex...just bad...and she had hairy tits. Not like hairy nipples, but hairy tits.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 23:08, 2 replies)
I was 18 and back from uni for Xmas. My mate and I hit town on Xmas eve and got trashed....
While walking home I saw little and large and decided to ask where they were going....mistake. Ended up going clubbing, more drinks,mthe a taxi. Large got dropped off leaving me and little (less large really). Back to hers but be quiet as her Dad was upstairs,,,,,weird as she was about 35 (and rough).
Bad sex...just bad...and she had hairy tits. Not like hairy nipples, but hairy tits.
( , Thu 19 Mar 2015, 23:08, 2 replies)
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