Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
The West Ham U-13s football tour
It was proper filthy, I shouldn't tell...
...alright, when I fingered her she shit down my arm.
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$$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:00,
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No way to treat the mascot.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:05,
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Is this a reference to Star Wars?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:07,
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Phil Collins song
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$$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:16,
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I had no idea Yewtree had caught up with him
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:18,
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Macc Lads, surely?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:06,
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