Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
There was this dead horse, right, and I got dressed up as a dominatrix and started flogging it.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:36,
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AND THE HORSE.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:37,
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I prefer Homes Under The Hammer or Jeremy Kyle
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:53,
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How about Horses Under The Hammer?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:57,
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I would have thought you'd have been given the mod job.
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Muns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:21,
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I'd just let everyone do what the fuck they want, trying to moderate this place is a thankless and impossible task
Hmm, OMR is keeping a low profile since his promotion
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:35,
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I fully expect
At some point to see the warden from Dad's Army come flailing in, waving all available limbs and spluttering impotently.
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zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 9:45,
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And how is your missus?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 13:03,
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Morbidly obese and fucking her fitness instructor because I no longer satisfy her.
How's yours?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 19:11,
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