Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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There was this dead horse, right, and I got dressed up as a dominatrix and started flogging it.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:36,
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I prefer Homes Under The Hammer or Jeremy Kyle(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:53,
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How about Horses Under The Hammer?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:57,
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baying cyber-mod?(, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 0:10, closed)
I'd just let everyone do what the fuck they want, trying to moderate this place is a thankless and impossible taskHmm, OMR is keeping a low profile since his promotion
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:35,
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I fully expectAt some point to see the warden from Dad's Army come flailing in, waving all available limbs and spluttering impotently.
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And how is your missus?(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 13:03, closed)
Morbidly obese and fucking her fitness instructor because I no longer satisfy her.How's yours?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 19:11,
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