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We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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My mate told me that when Dodi Fayed took the old princess up the 'aris he repeatedly split her rectum
it was sexual Di's arse tears
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:18, 7 replies)
That would probably work better if 'tears' wasn't spelt the same as 'tears'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:31, closed)
tears for fairs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:34, closed)
Sewing the seeds of love
seeds flappy bits
love Di's distended rectum
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:41, closed)
shout, shout, let it all out
these are the faecal matters we can do without
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:03, closed)
Enough of that carry on,
what's your take on breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:18, closed)
i like them

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 3:44, closed)
^Deffo hetero.

(SlantedScience, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 0:35, closed)

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