Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
My mate told me that when Dodi Fayed took the old princess up the 'aris he repeatedly split her rectum
it was sexual Di's arse tears
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:18,
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That would probably work better if 'tears' wasn't spelt the same as 'tears'
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:31,
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tears for fairs
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:34,
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Sewing the seeds of love
seeds flappy bits
love Di's distended rectum
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:41,
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shout, shout, let it all out
these are the faecal matters we can do without
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:03,
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Enough of that carry on,
what's your take on breasts?
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Pig Bodine., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:18,
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