Ooh!
This could be the PHERFECCT opportune for me to relate the MAHAHOOSIVE LESBIAN LICK-ATHON that occurred between, now let me see:

Me (your lovely, super smexy, smart, small but pert titted Dr Skagra)
River Song
Romana (both incarnations)
Missy
Madame Kovarian
Madame Karabraxos
Leela
Cameca
Susan
Barbara
Peri
Rose
Donna
Martha
Sarah Jane Smith
Jo Grant
Liz Shaw
Vira
Tegan
Nyssa
Zoe
Mrs Winters
Victoria
Dodo
Vicky
Cassandra
Katarina
Sara Kingdom
Mel
Grace
Captain Wrack
Ohica
Miss Trefusis
Lady Adrasta
Lucy Saxon
Old Mother
Hur
Jabe
Emelia Rumford
Cessair of Diplos
Queen Xanxia
Princess Strella
Corporal Bell
Janley
Favian
Amy
Clara
Tasha Lem
Professor Lasky
Nasreen Chaudhry
Miss Dexter
Sylvia Noble
Captain Magambo
Kate Stewart
Queen Liz 1 and 2
Jenny Flint
Tish
Francine
Yvonne Hartman
Bernice Summerfield

And some others, probably.

But as it was not a 'sexual disaster', I can't really tell uou all about it, cos it was A SEXUAL SUCCESS!

A SEXCESS, if you will!

LAIAGHT8TERZZ, SWEETIEZE!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:26, 8 replies)

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 22:32, closed)

And then Tom Baker jizzed on my back.

(SlantedScience, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 23:53, closed)

What's dull
is you
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 2:02, closed)

tfw when you claim to have fucked Perpugilliam

(shitposter from the anals of posteriority on, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 6:27, closed)

Hufty be like:

(McChinaman banned, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 7:26, closed)

Have you not died in a fire yet?

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 15:02, closed)

Cameca? Bloody hell
No Liz 10
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 0:32, closed)