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We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I was driving a fast car and getting as much good sex as I liked
Then I married her.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:45, 10 replies)
I didn't even know marrying cars was legal.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 8:50, closed)
Cornwall

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:11, closed)
I'm sure you and Dave are very happy down there.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:07, closed)

Then Reader,
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 22:55, closed)
I can't knock this answer
It is pretty strong
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:22, closed)
Oh yeah?
How many cars can your car park hold?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 9:30, closed)
6

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 10:36, closed)
Oh Yeah
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 16:04, closed)
10 board feet

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 8:52, closed)

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