O.o
My flatmate has just given me, as a Christmas present, an 'Ex Lover Voodoo Doll'.

It is one of those squeezy dolls and is emblazoned with imagined chakras accompanied by phrases such as 'You will pay', 'You still love me' and 'Stop bitching behind my back'.

I find it:

a) Creepy
b) A strange choice of present, since I am close friends with every single one of my exes (as she knows)
c) Quite sad

I don't want it in my house in case people think I willingly procured such a product, and I don't want to give it to a charity shop because I don't want to spread pointless bile. Thus I am going to have to bin it when she's not looking.

EDIT: I have just noticed that it comes complete with pins. I am now even more creeped out.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 16:42, 3 replies)

Can I have it?
Seems like a sensible present to me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 18:40, closed)

If you really actually want it...
...and are willing to give a stranger on b3ta your address, of course, gaz me your address and you are MORE than welcome to it :)
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:20, closed)

Look closer at the pins...
...one of them is actually a dildo.

I've heard of this one, and it's the most mind-fucky thing I can think of voodooing to someone...combining a mystery orgasm with the pain of a fractured kneecap!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Dec 2009, 1:36, closed)