Men have evolved to lead...
...short, brutish lives, filled with the thrill of the chase, hunting and adrenaline. Women, on the other hand, have evolved to live long, boring lives.
If women ruled the world from day 1, then we would still be living in caves. Nicely decorated caves, with lots of scatter cushions*, but still caves.

*So called, 'cos that's what men do to them...scatter them on the ground so they can sit down. If you want an example of the differences in the sexes, then look no further than bloody cushions. Only a women would buy a piece of furniture that has to have a million bloody cushions to make it comfortable.


(WooHoo...first B3ta post, and one that's probably gonna get me killed :)
(Gadfium, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:22, 2 replies)

lol

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:25, closed)

I visited my parents over Christmas. Having removed the nearby cushions from the sofa, I took a seat. A while later I stood to get a drink of water. In the inervening seconds that I was absent from my seat, my mother had replaced the cushions. I suspect she actually has them on elastic cords.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:38, closed)