Jo Brand on Housework
Her gist of it is - "Ask a man to hoover, and you'll come back to find the contents of the front room spread out into the garden and him hoovering an empty room.
Women are more from the "Fuck it, that'll do" school of vacuuming."

Oddly I find it the absolutely opposite - my fiance's idea of cleaning is the do the bits one can get to, whereas I move all the furniture every time. However we are united in hatred of hoovering and both own robotic vacuum cleaners. ;)
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:47, 8 replies)

*thumbs up*
Jo brand makes me chuckle.
It is true except i don't hoover at all I really hate it, I leave that to my other half who yes does empty everything out but hey he does a great job. :)
(Just Me being probed by aliens since, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:01, closed)

I hate hoovering
it's weird, i'll mow the lawn without a fuss, happily decorate a room but the just the thought of hoovering is enough to send my moral plummeting.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:34, closed)

So
So are you more man than you thought, and your fella more like a bird?
(wobbler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:50, closed)

I see your hoovering
and raise you the ironing
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 11:58, closed)

Men abhore vacuums

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:52, closed)

that's Jo Brand all over:
completely wrong in her 'observations' and not at all funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 14:11, closed)

yea i agree with you
when my (female) flatmate cleans the bathroom she guts the whole thing, piles of bottles and stuff out in the hall. i can barely be bothered to take a cloth to the bits i can see...
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:02, closed)

Hoovering
Jo Brand's idea of a sexual fantasy was a man pushing a hoover round the living room. Quote unquote.
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:20, closed)