I work in retail
So why the fuck do I think only women should be running cash registers? And oddly enough, women shouldn't cook, but should do the washing up. And female bodybuilders are right out. This is becoming a rant so: women should get punched back if they hit first, guys aren't allowed to ask directions, chopping wood is for men, cleaning the pool is a man's job (women don't understand the chemicals), shopping is for women, buying what you need is for men (see the difference?). Guys should have chest hair, punctuation is for girls, real men know what's being said without a sentence break or a transitional verb or whatever the fuck it is. Women shouldn't wear watches, men don't carry purses or shoulders bags or wear fanny-packs. If a guy has long hair, he should be able and willing to headbang or he might be gay(he is). Men eat all their vegetables, even if they dont like them.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 2:21, 1 reply)

And this is the 1890s.
Half of our lab consists of women and I'll wager they know chemicals a damn' sight better than 99% of the population.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:58, closed)