Self-fulfilling prophecy
I once witnessed a friend of mine be accused, very loudly, of sexism in the middle of a hard house night at the Loft in Norwich (don't look for it, it's not there any more). A girl, so hammered you could've turned an M&M on it's side and sold it to her as a brightly-coloured E, was providing a thoroughly charming line in irresistible chat-up lines to my mate Rob (not me. GENUINELY not me. As will become apparent)

Twunted Girl: "Ooooh, you're lovely, you are"

(I know, classy)

Rob: "Thanks, darling (giggle)"

TG: "Gizza kiss then"

How he would've managed this without a mouth the size of Paris Hilton's fanny, in order to catch all the places her jaw was straying to in the space of each minute, is beyond me. But anyway.

R: "Er, no thanks!"

TG: "Why the fuck not?"

R: "Because you're a woman!"

Did I mention that Rob is phenomenally, stultifyingly, jaw-droppingly, awe-inspiringly gay. And not in a subtle way. In a spectacular way. You could tell he was gay from Stoke.

TG: "You fucking sexist! SEXISSSSTT!!!1!!11eleventy!!1!"

Obviously at this point Rob and I, being privy to his not-exactly-difficult-to-observe (from Stoke) reasons for not being interested, fell about laughing. Twunted Girl's not done though. Oh no. She promptly propositions me. And quick as a flash, Rob creates possibly the most amusing (not to mention only) moment of clarity I've ever seen dawn on the face of a drugged-up munter in a dive of a nightclub in East Anglia, by snogging my face off.

The way she turned on her heel and ran off to the toilets was priceless. Almost made up for the stubble rash.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:24, 6 replies)

lol
Played at the Loft years ago when still dj'ing. Been intimidated by a few butch gals there on a couple of occasions.

Interesting difference in the sexes when faced with a knock back from an opposite sex gay person. Yer munter there flounced off in a spit. Yet when the similar thing happened when I was in some dive in Crawley a few years ago with my (gay) friend Louise (bloke chatted us up but we replied that we were lesbians, and promptly snogged the face off each other - I'm not gay but I wasn't averse to snogging Lou now and again and we just wanted rid of him), the bloke's face lit up and he said, "Can I join in ?"
You gotta give props the hopeful ones. ;) But why is it that some straight blokes seem to think lesbians would like to suddenly switch teams to include a bloke in their antics ? Fucking weird.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:16, closed)

I can answer that
Men are stupid

Sorry if I'm ruining the magic for anyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 17:19, closed)

In short
4 tits, 8 labia, two fannies, and no-one to please but yourself
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 18:45, closed)

I believe it can be summed up as: 'What did he have to lose?'

( rjmrjm, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 19:19, closed)

'Tis better to attempt the impossible
Than spend the rest of your life wondering 'what if..'
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 14:16, closed)

Angonamo
You've just admitted that as a straight woman you like to change teams occasionally for a bit of fun. What's so illogical about thinking that lesbians might be the same?
(ubergeekian, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 17:31, closed)