Are these related?
1.There's a subset of woman who claim they don't fart, and moan about how men fart all the time.

2. There's loads of adverts on the telly with woman complaining they feel bloated?

Does this mean woman are too fucking dumb to fart?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 21:54, 3 replies)

lol
Almost right. Women feel bloated and do not fart during the day. however, stay up during the night while in bed and note the complete green noxious fumes emanating from their backside during their sleeping hours. This is why the bloaty feeling happens after lunchtime and into the evening. Its been the same with any girl ive even been with.

Now whos a guy got to screw to get a cup of tea around here?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:17, closed)

eh!
bugger it... its only so long a girl can pretend to fart sparkles and shit rainbows... once you live with a guy you can't hide forever!
(kellysprinkles dying for a pee since, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 22:30, closed)

I think the women I know are worse than men
Where i work we're nearly all female. Some of the girls started a new game. Farting on the stairs while someone is walking behind you, then running down the stairs slamming the door and leaving the victim trapped with the fart.
(stitched, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 0:34, closed)