I employ an entirely female staff of 15 individuals. They are mostly younger ladies ranging from 16 to 24. One of them is responsible for the the cleaning of the bathrooms and kitchen area. This person continually moans about the state of the ladies toilet areas. She is also quite complimentary about the state of the mens toilet area (shared by one other employer). It cant simply be the fact that I am a toilet obsessive or even that there is increased load on the other areas. They dont even change the toilet roll when it runs out (this happens at home as well). They cant even replace hand towel rolls when they run out (I have 15 hand towel dispensers in my building (there are good reasons for this)).

Plus... My wife self-confessedly does not know where the bins are and fills the kitchen bin to overflowing swearing that it has "more room" when it quite patently needed emptying a long time before.

And... I employed a female cleaner at home but had to sack her as she had no idea how to clean a toilet to the standard I required. I complained to the owner of the agency but nothing worked and she just had to go. I now clean the bathrooms (for someone who earns in excess of 100K this would seem odd, but it suits me).
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:21, 2 replies)

And
I work less than 3 days a week (on average)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)

Twat!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:30, closed)

And...
...your dad's bigger than mine and you drive a Robin Reliant Turbo and shag all the top models and you've got a PS3 and a Wii and an etch-a-sketch and your willy is so big that it has a fiveskin and you went to Cambridge University and hired a top photographer to take pictures of your willy and are a member of the local country club and spend thousands on golf pro lessons and you need to tell everyone on b3ta about how great you are and you are so rich that you pay someone to shit for you...and and and...(yawn)...

Jackanory...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:35, closed)

I thought that line was a bit unnecessary also.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:05, closed)