"Not today, I have a headache."
Here's a treat: There have been studies which have found sex actually helps relive migraines. Google it if you want to find them.

Okay, so I don't know if it helps little ordinary headaches, but can confirm from personal experience (I suffer regular migraines ranging from annoying to the kind that make me think I'd be better off without a head completely) that it certainly does seem to alleviate the pain. The mister is just glad he can help me get better. Or so he says.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:27, 4 replies)

If Mrs Sandettie complains about a headache
I hide all the painkillers except the ones I've crushed up and sprinkled on the end of my cock.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:35, closed)

I once rubbed one out during a migraine.
It most certainly did not help.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:43, closed)

*relieve
Sorry, I'm not usually that pedantic but it does flip your entire point 180 degrees.

Unless you're a bit of a masochist/sadist of course (delete as appropriate).
(Milo Minderbinder, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:50, closed)

well...
i've used this somewhat terrible excuse with mr sprinkles sometimes... more so because i find it difficult to get all sexy when there's elephants line dancing in my head.
(kellysprinkles dying for a pee since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:33, closed)