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Went down to the Imax to watch Avatar on New Years Eve with a bunch of people. Afterwards the main topic of conversation was generally split between the sexes and went something like this:

Women

“Flimsy plot but the special effects were pretty cool.”
“Pandora looked amazing. OK, was a bit long and you had to leave your brain at home, but worth it just to see those great big dragon things leaping out at you in 3D.”
“Sigourney Weaver still looks pretty good for her age, isn’t she in her fifties?”
“Basically a remake of Dances With Wolves in space.”

Men

“WOW!!! DID YOU SEE THAT??? THOSE GIANT BLUE SMURF GIRLIES TOTALLY HAD THEIR TITS OUT!!!”

Apparently this is a sexist comment… Well, that told us. But they did totally have their tits out. Pert. Blue. About ten meters wide on the giant Imax screen. And there were two of um… With nipples and everything!!!
( SpankyHanky, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:51, 5 replies)

Whilst watching it, my mate leaned over to me and said
You would, wouldn't you? He then went on to say that, as they were 10 feet tall, they may be a little roomy down there.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:03, closed)

And for the girlies?
Were there any blue alien male bits on show?
No
Thats sexism








Actually i really enjoyed the film :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:31, closed)

what you need
Is Dr Manhattans gigantic blue penis of Watchmen fame!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:47, closed)

I watched that on the giant IMAX screen in Waterloo
I was near the front and by the end his giant 50-foot cock had given me a stonking headache with all its swinging to and fro.

Thanks Christ it wasn't in 3D!
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:12, closed)

I have to admit
I have absolutely no idea what that is, but it sounds quite splendid :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:42, closed)