SexismFreddie Woo tells us: Despite being a well rounded modern man I think women are best off getting married and having a few kids else they'll be absolutely miserable come middle age.
What views do you have that are probably sexist that you believe are true?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 12:23)
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+1 for the ladiesI have just stumbled back from the pub, and whilst looking in the mirror and absent-mindedly picking the snowflakes from my hair, have managed to piss all over the floor.
Sometimes being able to pee standing up is a curse!
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:30,
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women can pee standing upbut keeping it off your shoes takes more practice than it's worth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:39,
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but they can'tpiss on a bonfire as well as a man.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 0:07,
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truebut this also means we don't risk singeing our pubes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 0:40,
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Where was the mirror?First image the sprung to mind was you using a hall way mirror....
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Above the hand basin, to your left as you're facing the bogHaha yeah realised after posting this that it sounded a bit like I'd walked straight in my front door and let rip
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:42,
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My stepdad used to piss sitting down when he was drunk.He was a right bender.
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