CHICK FLICKS
As we all know, its physically impossible for any man to sit through the likes of Bridget Jones’ Diary without feeling the urgent, primal need to seriously hurt people.

In my household there’s a simple rule.

If she wants us to sit down and watch a chick flick, fine. Just as long as I get to watch one of my films afterwards. One time I endured some dross about this blonde bimbo who was really upset because she couldn’t go shopping and her best friend ran off with her soon-to-be hubby, but then she ended up getting it on with some posh English fella who turned out not to be gay and was a millionaire and they eventually got married after endless scenes spent holding hands and being fabulous, and then she got to go shopping…

After this we watched one of my movies. And my flat has been a chick flick free zone since that time.

Fair plays, I don’t get to watch the likes of Anal Witches/High Heel Bitches or Spank Me, I’m Eighteen & Horny anymore…

… but that’s a small price to pay, truth told. God I hate those fucking chick flicks…
( SpankyHanky, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:45, 7 replies)

Damn-tasticly right
I physically wince, CRINGE at these chick-flicks and the pitiful excuses for storylines. Like fucking childrens fairytales but with lots of money, people getting screwed over, worse plot and non-explicit shagging.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:55, closed)

and then you get
Desperate Housewives. Or to give it its ful title, "Oh FFS, not Desperate fucking Housewives again"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:41, closed)

I liked
Bridget Jones' Diary. Should I resign from the penis owners club?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 19:45, closed)

BLASPHEMER!
Yes, you must immediately turn in your penis and start wearing dresses, and vow to NEVER AGAIN laugh at Monty Python!

I really did like Kevin Smith's "Jersey Girl", though... *hanging head in shame*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 19:58, closed)

Speaking as a female of the species
give me Die Hard over BJD anyday. Yippee-ky-yay, etc, etc.....
(ninja chinchilla, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:34, closed)

I'm a girl
and I HATE Bridget Jones with a passion. I agree, Die Hard all the way!!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:59, closed)

i've said it before and i'll say it again
i'd love a copy of bridget jones.
and a fucking hammer.
my dvd collection consists of horrors, thrillers, action films and weird shit. no chick flicks in sight.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 0:36, closed)