oh to hell with that - I just typed up a story for the last QOTW and it closed before I could post it.
No stories for this QOTW, so I'm post the one I just typed, even if it is completely off topic.

I must have been about 9 years old at the time; I had been dragged out to the shops with my mum and sister. As was the way, they decided to visit all the clothes shops in the high-street with me in tow.

We headed into another store, and whilst they flicked though one more selection of garish 1980's fashion, I spied a glass display cabinet housing some mannequins.

With my feet worn through trudging over the hideous, faded pattern carpets and through rails of clothes, I decided to lean up against the side glass and relax a moment. As nonchalantly as I could, I leaned over with arm out to rest.

Of course, what I had failed to notice was that there were no sides to this case. Being careful to obey the laws of physics, I toppled over, clipping one of the dummies which fell forward - luckily not smashing the glass front. I landed in a crumpled heap with a loud thud.

Everyone saw.

Everyone laughed.

No-one helped me up, and all I could do was shuffle off in utter embarrassment.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:53, 5 replies)

I've gazzed Scaryduck and asked him to reopen last weeks question to allow this one in.
I'm sure it will win.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:00, closed)

and then
You drilled a hole into the back of one of the mannequins and bummed it?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:03, closed)

I figured that would go without saying.

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:12, closed)

Needs moar pencil shavings.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:11, closed)

Own up
You were wanking over the mannequins at the time, weren't you?
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 17 May 2012, 19:48, closed)