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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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If stripper stories are allowed
May I recall a gentlemens evening, a number of years ago at a fine establishment in Antwerp . . .

The stripper appeared on stage, and proceeded to remove her clothing. She kept her G-string on, enabling her to solicit tips, the unspoken agreement being when her waistline was satisfactorily festooned with currency, she would take it off.

In due course the cash was deemed sufficient, and she took off her remaining garment, and gyrated for some time in front of the eager crowd. Thrusting and bending to afford the front row an anatomically correct view, she eventually reached the end of her act, which all told had taken perhaps 10 or 15 minutes.

After some cheering and applause, we had started to wonder why she hadn't left the stage. She was just standing there, naked.

All became clear when a cheeky grin spread across her face, she placed her feet about half a yard apart, gave a little push and 3 good sized apples fell out of her minge and rolled across the stage.

Top bird, I'd say.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:36, closed)
That's a version of the Isaac Newton story I'd never heard before...

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:31, closed)
Could be worse
the William Tell version is just fuckin' nasty.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:37, closed)
Now THAT'S what I call...
...a green way to avoid using plastic shopping bags
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:41, closed)
Cox's?

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, closed)
Damn near rectum

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:28, closed)
POIDH
"Rubs thighs"
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 6:59, closed)
She might've got more tips if she'd done that earlier though.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:40, closed)

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