I was dating a 'nice Jewish girl'
so nice, in fact, that her father was a rabbi. I sent her a filthy text, only to get a reply from her father who was apparently borrowing the phone. It was a huge sext oy.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 18 May 2012, 4:28, 17 replies)

Too early in the week.
Is it your book I'm supposed to think is shit?
Link pl0x.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 May 2012, 7:21, closed)

It is and it is.
Plus the author is an arrogant cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:14, closed)

Also, Mr Battered,
Your posts are shit.
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Fri 18 May 2012, 10:23, closed)

Yes. They are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:30, closed)

My ebook
as requested.

www.amazon.com/dp/B005Q8Q8DY
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:27, closed)

So.
You're selling this tome and trying *desperately* to spruik it here on b3ta?
Aside from all the nay-sayers might I suggest that you find a more "open" forum to try to sell your book.
Something tells me you ain't gonna get very far here.
Thank you for the link & no I'm not going to buy your ebook.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 May 2012, 9:49, closed)

No need to pay for it.
You can read the rivetting prose on Amazon, for nowt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:58, closed)

I bought a copy, it was pretty good. I've even showcased it at my monthly book club.
Don't give into the h8rs James. The world of publishing needs you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:08, closed)

And off his motorbike, for Death had arrived,
He opened up his list, then put his monical asside.
"What is this person, who goes by Ape Loverage?...
...A writer who's only publications, have only been self published".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:10, closed)

No
they haven't.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:25, closed)

Publisher: James Hutchings (September 27, 2011)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:48, closed)

Still, could have been a great deal worse.
At least it was only a filty text you sent him - not a copy of your shit book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:15, closed)

You really don't help yourself, do you?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 May 2012, 9:29, closed)

That's how all this started
if he'd managed not to be a rude cock-end in the first place....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 May 2012, 9:57, closed)

Oh man, I love a bit of bullying.
imma gonna call you a cunt too!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:13, closed)

It makes my winkle feel all funny when I make people cry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:15, closed)

Was he
a rampant rabbi?
(salvadorevincent, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:28, closed)