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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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I was dating a 'nice Jewish girl'
so nice, in fact, that her father was a rabbi. I sent her a filthy text, only to get a reply from her father who was apparently borrowing the phone. It was a huge sext oy.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 4:28, closed)
Too early in the week.
Is it your book I'm supposed to think is shit?
Link pl0x.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:21, closed)
It is and it is.
Plus the author is an arrogant cunt.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:14, closed)
Also, Mr Battered,
Your posts are shit.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:23, closed)
Yes. They are.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:30, closed)
My ebook
as requested.

www.amazon.com/dp/B005Q8Q8DY
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:27, closed)
So.
You're selling this tome and trying *desperately* to spruik it here on b3ta?
Aside from all the nay-sayers might I suggest that you find a more "open" forum to try to sell your book.
Something tells me you ain't gonna get very far here.
Thank you for the link & no I'm not going to buy your ebook.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:49, closed)
No need to pay for it.
You can read the rivetting prose on Amazon, for nowt.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:58, closed)
I bought a copy, it was pretty good. I've even showcased it at my monthly book club.
Don't give into the h8rs James. The world of publishing needs you.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:08, closed)

And off his motorbike, for Death had arrived,
He opened up his list, then put his monical asside.
"What is this person, who goes by Ape Loverage?...
...A writer who's only publications, have only been self published".
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:10, closed)
No
they haven't.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:25, closed)
Publisher: James Hutchings (September 27, 2011)

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:48, closed)
Still, could have been a great deal worse.
At least it was only a filty text you sent him - not a copy of your shit book.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:15, closed)
You really don't help yourself, do you?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:29, closed)
That's how all this started
if he'd managed not to be a rude cock-end in the first place....
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:57, closed)
Oh man, I love a bit of bullying.
imma gonna call you a cunt too!
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:13, closed)
It makes my winkle feel all funny when I make people cry.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 10:15, closed)
Was he
a rampant rabbi?
(, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:28, closed)

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