Ann Summers? Pah
Love Honey is cheaper. However, you can still spend £30 on a rampant rabbit. Sod that. You can get a Hitachi Magic Wand copy for £17 on ebay. It's mains powered so doesn't need batteries and yes it is new not second-hand.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-Magic-Wand-Massager-UK-Plug-Super-Powerful-7000-rpm-/220927993848?pt=UK_Health_Massage_RL&hash=item337055a7f8

When we first tried it, Mrs SLVA was finished within 30 seconds. And then again about a minute or so later. So if you're a lazy arse like me, then it's well worth the money.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:18, 5 replies)

Oh yeah I've seen those in porn

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:41, closed)

Why do they always emphasize
'waterproof' and not 'wank engine'?
(Spill, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:47, closed)

Watersports and gushers.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 18 May 2012, 18:43, closed)

Bought one of them
But having to dig out the extension cable each time turned out to be bit of a turn off.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:22, closed)

Or, you could,
oh, I don't know, enjoy having sex with another person, taking pleasure in their pleasure, as opposed to viewing it as some kind of chore?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 20 May 2012, 9:35, closed)