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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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I worked in a sex shop..
My friend runs a sex shop in Birmingham. One day he needed someone to manage the store for a few weeks while he took a vacation. That person was ME...
Anyway I had worked there before and knew most of the day to day running, knew most of the regular customers and was in need of some serious cash injection.
The store sold a wide selection of adult happy gifts, from the vibrators, anal plugs, beads, lubes, chains, whips, magazines, videos and a lot more. However one section he had due to customer demand was the adult baby section. Yeah..AB's - this is something I have huge reservations about and I'm pretty open minded.
One day while re-stocking the triple ripple butt plug shelf a man walks in, (the typical punter non-nondescript, reasonably dressed) and buys a large quantity of adult baby nappies, a few dummies, anal beads and a lot of lube. I sell him the goods, package it up in discreet bags and off he toddles out the door, all without saying a word, and with vacant stare..very slightly creepy

Anyway a few months later I get run over by a twat in a 4x4. After some days in hospital and weeks in plaster and a police investigation etc I go in search of a solicitor. After finding one and arranging a meeting I walk into one of the finest law establishments that Birmingham can offer, and who is sitting at the table with their law partners to discuss my case - Mr Adult Baby.

oooh yes... I laughed like a loon when exiting the building. I have no idea to this day if he recognised me, though he was a dam good lawyer.

Adult babies and furries are the only things that creep me out.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:29, 11 replies)
Is that in any way similar to London restaurant Bob Bob Ricard?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:18, closed)
there was a women who was the manger of a show shop who would come in every other week, she looked a bit like deirdre barlow - chatty, nice women, simple looking, plain etc however she would by lots of lube and fisting gloves to be used on her husband, including large over sized dildos.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:18, closed)
I didn't know they made fisting gloves.
Out of interest, are they different from regular gloves?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:42, closed)
That's nice
I'm still unsure of what "non-nondescript" means, though.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:41, closed)
Did you pay him
in milk and wet wipes?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 5:26, closed)

Does it creep you out because you associate it with paedophilia, or do you just find it weird?
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:20, closed)
Is there a paedophilic aspect to it?
I've never seen one, just men finding pleasure in writhing in their own waste (which is the bit that gets me, I think). I could almost deal with the AB thing if it was just dressing up in an oversized bib and babygrow. Hey, that's just messed up cosplay as far as I'm concerned. But the adult-sized nappies? Ick.

I'm such an open minded person, apart from when I'm not.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:26, closed)
I always thought the point was the total surrender of control to the mummy figure
...which is why it appeals to powerful men such as, for example, top lawyers.

Still creepy, though.

I quite fancy a go at furry, on the other hand paw...
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:57, closed)
Surrending control is one thing.
If it was just 'Whaa Mummy spank me' that wouldn't be that different to 'Ooh Mistress hit me'. Which I have no issue with. It's the watersports/scat aspect I can't handle like I said.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:58, closed)
I don't think has any connection to do with pedophilia,due to the fact the adult dresses up as a baby and gives control to the mother figure. now being its such a weird fantasy I wouldn't be surprised that you didn't meet pedo's in the AB world.. but pretending to be a baby, shatting your diaper, dummies, returning to the point of being helpless etc is just too strange and has lots of personal issues and much needed counselling attached to it - what makes a person (in their past) want to return to this state?. I work in mental health and ABs do baffle me slightly. I asked my counselling teacher this question and she is a sex therapist and she responded exactly the same..
However she told me about a theory why people like anal sex - due to the fact that when they were babies they liked the feeling of their rectums being full of poo and seek out that feeling in adult life in sexual activities. When I asked about "does that explain gay people?" she told me to be quiet...
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:27, closed)
But straight people like anal too?
As evidenced by your post.

I guess the AB thing is just a combination of extreme submission and scat? No idea.
(, Wed 23 May 2012, 19:01, closed)

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