I also used emvees prosser mum as a sextoy too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:56, 24 replies)

*sigh*
Like I said, "I fucked your mum" is water off a duck's back because you don't seem to understand that this is b3ta and that's how people talk to each other here. You really need to get better at this.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:59, closed)

Indeed.
Something along the lines of I mixed x's dead relative's ashes with water and used it as lube for the best wank of my life.

Or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 23 May 2012, 16:03, closed)

Yeah, that's a good one
Actually it gave me a semi
( Richard Shitheels, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:05, closed)

Along those lines...
I once knew a person who had a torn frenulum. After much badgering from his group of friends (I did not want to see such a thing) he finally got it out. That's not the worrying bit though.

The worrying bit is that he admitted to getting half a chubby on at the thought of getting it out. In front of a bunch of men.

Weird.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 23 May 2012, 16:08, closed)

Fucking weirdo.
Hard, peeled back and bobbing with each heartbeat is the way to go.

oh and of course you did not want to see it. Of course not.
( Richard Shitheels, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:10, closed)

I know what's involved
Having read about something similar here, and knowing that once healed, seeing such a thing is truly underwhelming.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 23 May 2012, 16:37, closed)

Well, that's true enough
I had mine surgically cut 15 years ago, but there's no point looking at it now. Unless you really wanted to and asked nicely.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:46, closed)

You bummer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:41, closed)

emvee's dad?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:06, closed)

Yes, well done
Too dim to think of your own trolling insults, you've resorted to parrotting Rory's halfwit catchphrases. You must be very proud of yourself.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:17, closed)

oh man, iron emvee shot me down with his laser missile suit :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:19, closed)

You still wish you were me
As does Rory
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:24, closed)

Used it as lube to do the corpse of x's other dead relative/dad up the arse, Shirley?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:25, closed)

That's just sick.

( Richard Shitheels, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:26, closed)

Where do the batteries go?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:39, closed)

1 x AA behind each nipple is the traditional place I believe

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:47, closed)

I suppose
They could be pushed up her arse, then he can pretend it's Jamie Bulger.

Ticket to Hull? They're picking me up in a chauffeur-driven Limo
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:50, closed)

At least he got some sweet electro-stim prostate action before he went
Men pay top dollar for equipment that does that
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:51, closed)

fucking hell

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 23 May 2012, 16:52, closed)

Now that's what I'm talking about
Fucking hell, Rory, I hope you're reading and learning
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:55, closed)

you utter spoon.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:08, closed)

Er...you fat slag?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:13, closed)

holy fuck there emvee, crossing the line man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:14, closed)

I heard she has a wooden leg and for an extra fiver she'll shove it up her arse.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:29, closed)