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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Fuckin' hell she deleted it!
I was enjoying that.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 2:00, 1 reply)
whoa, deletion.
bad form.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 2:32, closed)
I know.
It's not like people of our calibre would ever stoop so low, eh?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 2:44, closed)
Unless you post drunken crap...
...as per a couple of days ago.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 3:53, closed)
Well... go on.
How'd it go?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 4:01, closed)
Completely mis-read the situation..
..the topic was arse bleaching, something I'd never heard of, so as I didn't believe it existed, my mate's girlfriend briefly pulled up her skirt and pulled down her undies to reveal a bumcrack devoid of nature's natural dark hue. I thought it was an invite. It wasn't. I blame VB.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 4:07, closed)
wait, were you actually nudging at her bumhole when you realised you'd read the situation all wrong?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 7:36, closed)
Not quite..
..frozen with shock and suprise would be more apt, with a can of beer halfway to my lips. I guess when you bleach your bum (why?)there's only a select few that you can show it off to. We all regretted the impromptu display the next morning and were a bit quiet (and hungover). Even though we've know each other for years, some things are best kept as secrets. And some over-excited posts are best deleted, as is the beer-fuelled intent to inspect your mate's girlfriend's lily white bum.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:01, closed)
but what about your lubricated rubbery cabana?

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:06, closed)
oh...yeah....
..Jesus, that's right. We were bbq'ing some cabana, rather firm and dick-like sausages. Lots of lewd humour regarding insertion of cabana into bums. One of those moments when you had to be there as opposed to deciphering a pissed account of events.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:59, closed)
What's with the 28 and counting?
..being a sometimes poster...is that some in-joke?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:04, closed)
it's how many people have me on ignore.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:07, closed)
seems a bit harsh

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:00, closed)
Again.
How the fuck do I find out how many people have me on ignore?

It's important to me you know!
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:38, closed)
Maybe
the likes of you and I are not being ignored?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:02, closed)
Maybe Janet can't see
ringys post.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:19, closed)
of course i can. i don't have ANYONE on ignore.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:37, closed)
It's normally announced.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:20, closed)
Despite my recent stepping, only 4 people have me on ignore.
Which means I did not deserve to be stepped as I obviously didn't piss enough people off.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:43, closed)
And don't worry..
..I'm still cringing after posting that crap. Certainly got a few deserved flamings.

Don't drink and post.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:06, closed)

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