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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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A burnt thong.
(Probably won't make sense unless you're Aussie)
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:39, 1 reply)
or..other Australian-ism's like...
Front Bum.
Where the chainsaw bit ya.
Flange.
Axe wound.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:07, closed)

gutted hedgehog
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:10, closed)
Furry muff, that'll do fellas!

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:24, closed)
Billposter's
bucket.

Wizards sleeve.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:50, closed)

stomped mussel
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:01, closed)
Unless mussels are much bigger in Oz,
this one is in danger of setting off the alarm.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05, closed)
Oh.
They're bigger.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:35, closed)
He was
6 foot 4, and full of mussels.

Now it makes sense.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:43, closed)
I just chundered

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:45, closed)
There is a shellfish in Australia called an Abalone.
Looks like an over sized flattened mussel, referred to as "rock cunts" in some circles. Google it, and you will see why.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:20, closed)
see, nobody believes me about mussels looking like fannies.

(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:38, closed)
I believe you.
That's why I like to eat them.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56, closed)

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