As I was loading my suitcase into our transfer's car on the way back to Tenerife Airport
My case started buzzing. The driver looked at me and then to Mrs Airman Gabber with a knowing smile. "You'd better turn that off, noises like that worry the security guards."

"Oh!" I blushed,"It's not what you think. It's my razor." I stammered to his disbelieving face.

Quickly unzipping the case I rummaged around and produced a Mach 3 Turbo Razor that had turned itself on,"See?"

"Huh. Who'd have imagined?" His disappointment was evident.

What he didn't know was that it had actually been used on Mrs Airman Gabber's nether regions the night before.. and not for shaving. Worked a treat apparently. Who'd have imagined?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:13, 10 replies)

Of all the things to shove up a fanny
(tongue, fingers, penis, arm-stump), why would you choose a razor?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:53, closed)

youre a virgin right?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:02, closed)

STOP GROOMING ME!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:11, closed)

would gilette me touch your stubble?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:14, closed)

Well, I do love a man with a sense of humour.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:24, closed)

It vibrates.
When you're pissed and horny and you have access to something that vibrates... It's worth a shot.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:11, closed)

Ah, "brewer's droop".
Say no more.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:13, closed)

no thrilling tales of tills this week?
i am disappoint.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:58, closed)

I once wanked off into a cash drawer.
If that helps?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:20, closed)

I
came into money once. My gran had to die first though.
(Rsoles, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:25, closed)